Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

mazbut · 10-09-2009, 01:58 PM

Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

konifur2 · 10-09-2009, 02:02 PM

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

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i think he was the one who introduced me to the mile high club.

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 02:10 PM

he kissed you in the dark??? lol

mazbut · 10-09-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

he kissed you in the dark??? lol

he was a Queen' with 'balls'!!

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 02:29 PM

that's generally the case when it's a HE! lol

mazbut · 10-09-2009, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

that's generally the case when it's a HE! lol

The Queen would be King if she had balls!!

10-09-2009, 01:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

10-09-2009, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."[/quote] i think he was the one who introduced me to the mile high club. __________________

10-09-2009, 02:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	that's generally the case when it's a HE! lol