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Old 10-11-2009, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, home!'

FRIENDS: Will visit you in jail
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you.

FRIENDS: Will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital.

FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Have your number memorized

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
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are you Italian Love? lol
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are you Italian Love? lol
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I've just visited this forum. Happy to get acquainted with you. Thanks.
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yes!
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then I'm really, really, REALLY glad we're friends!!! lol
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