A black bra, etc.

Pixsurguy · 10-20-2009, 04:39 PM

The Black Bra

The other day I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,
one is a mistress, and of course I have been married to my husband for nearly 20 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels
and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend: The other night, my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild
sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

ALTERNATE ENDING:

OMG!! Let's get at it before my wife gets home.

**squirt** · 10-20-2009, 04:43 PM

at least he didn't ask her to iron it lol

Pixsurguy · 10-20-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

at least he didn't ask her to iron it lol

That would have been a great Alternate ending No. 2 my sweet. You go girl!!!

konifur2 · 10-21-2009, 06:12 AM

i will wear the same and see what Anne says when she gets in.

**squirt** · 10-21-2009, 06:02 PM

for pics ... lol

konifur2 · 10-22-2009, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

for pics ... lol

ohhh you love to see me dressed up don`t ya...but EEEEEEEEE! the black high heel shoes hurt my feet so i just had to kick them off and put my feet up.
Anne said," fuck off ya perv! you think i`m a scissor sister or something!"
deep down i knew that was gonna happen.

**squirt** · 10-22-2009, 02:02 PM

ok ... so ... lol what's a scissor sister? lol

konifur2 · 10-23-2009, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

ok ... so ... lol what's a scissor sister? lol

A lesbian....it`s taken from the postion they do, to rub minges together.

i`m off to have a quick one off the wrist.

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 04:46 PM

the things we learn here at the Roo! lol

10-20-2009, 04:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 16,991 Rep Power: 1734	A black bra, etc. The Black Bra The other day I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married to my husband for nearly 20 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went: My engaged friend: The other night, my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" ALTERNATE ENDING: OMG!! Let's get at it before my wife gets home. __________________ Pix is big where it counts - he can stick his nose into your business from across the street. (Oh, BTW, The unicorns killed the dinosaurs)

10-20-2009, 04:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,052 Rep Power: 8573	at least he didn't ask her to iron it lol __________________

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,874 Rep Power: 1739	i will wear the same and see what Anne says when she gets in. __________________

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