Helga's diary on a cruise ship

Pixsurguy · 10-22-2009, 03:49 PM

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip..

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked..

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.

**squirt** · 10-22-2009, 04:17 PM

what a gal! lol

Pixsurguy · 10-22-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

what a gal! lol

"Red Hat Chapter"??? WTF???
I just noticed.
How frickin' old is Helga, anyway?

**squirt** · 10-22-2009, 09:47 PM

wtf did you just say??? lol

Pixsurguy · 10-23-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

wtf did you just say??? lol

I dunno - what you talkin 'bout?

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

I dunno - what you talkin 'bout?

elifino! that was yesterday! lol

10-22-2009, 03:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 16,994 Rep Power: 1734	Helga's diary on a cruise ship HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. -------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. ------------------------------------------------------------ DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. ----------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice. __________________ Pix is big where it counts - he can stick his nose into your business from across the street. (Oh, BTW, The unicorns killed the dinosaurs)

10-22-2009, 04:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
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