Drunken Mackem

brilor · 10-23-2009, 06:06 AM

A drunken mackem gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and
sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're
going straight to hell!"

The mackem jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Shit, I'm on the wrong bus!"

konifur2 · 10-23-2009, 09:55 AM

there was no nun on the back seat either.

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 03:18 PM

did you make it home ok Koni??? lol

hortysir · 10-23-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

there was no nun on the back seat either.

not too sure.....

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

did you make it home ok Koni??? lol

yes i went straight home (but i had to stop for wee wee in a back alley)...wrong bus wrong day

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:07 PM

are you back on track now? lol

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

are you back on track now? lol

ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:13 PM

very good ... lol and today is??? lol

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

very good ... lol and today is??? lol

ur um mmm i know it`s a weekend day.

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:22 PM

close enough lol

10-23-2009, 06:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	Drunken Mackem A drunken mackem gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The mackem jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Shit, I'm on the wrong bus!" __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-23-2009, 09:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1680	there was no nun on the back seat either. __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,884 Rep Power: 8572	did you make it home ok Koni??? lol __________________

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10-24-2009, 12:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,884 Rep Power: 8572	are you back on track now? lol

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,884 Rep Power: 8572	very good ... lol and today is??? lol

10-24-2009, 12:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,884 Rep Power: 8572	close enough lol