MsDiablo at work

konifur2 · 10-23-2009, 09:30 AM

Promise not to laugh nurse, when i show you something."said Fred.
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"'Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to
drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man
thingy' the nurse had ever seen.. Length and
width, it couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 03:19 PM

bless his heart lol

hortysir · 10-23-2009, 03:41 PM

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

bless his heart lol

my big sis is EVIL i tell EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL.

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:08 PM

she's nice enough to me ... lol

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

she's nice enough to me ... lol

yeth but but but... she`s not nice to her likkle bruv though

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:12 PM

are you nice to her? lol

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

are you nice to her? lol

i`m always nice to her, i wuv my big sis.
i buy her sweets and wash her back when we are in the tub on bath nights.
i let her play with my crayons and let her ride my bike.
she like going ding a ling on my bell.

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:24 PM

well then I don't understand why she is so mean to you ...

konifur2 · 10-24-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

well then I don't understand why she is so mean to you ...

i told you she is EVIIIIIL!

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