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11th Commandment!
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff." 
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  ....i know a song about that.... I aint wasting no more time But, here I go again.... An here I go again on my own Goin down the only road Ive ever known, Like a hobo, I was born to wank alone An I`ve made up my mind I aint wasting no more time so Here I go again..... 
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Dailymotion - Whitesnake-Here I Go Again - a Music video 
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That could be classified as sexual discrimination. You'd have to offer the same to the male employees!  (Thank fuck you ain't my boss)
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