Loves Country Music

brilor · 10-24-2009, 10:59 AM

A gay man walks into a country bar and says, "I just want everyone to know that I'm gay, but I won't hit on anyone. I just like country music."

The bartender says that it's okay and the man stays.

The next day the gay man comes back with another guy and says, "This is my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music."

The bartender again says that is okay and the men stay.

Again, the next day the man comes back, but this time he is with even more men and says, "These are my cousins and my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music."

The bartender finally gets curious and asks, "Hey, doesn't ANYONE in your family like girls?"

The gay man replies, "Yeah, but she doesn't like country music."

sexysadie · 10-24-2009, 11:09 AM

Wanna bet that club starts playing rock music tomorrow?..lol

**squirt** · 10-24-2009, 12:11 PM

♪♪ I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love, I drive an old Ford pick-up truck, I do my drinkin' from a dixie cup, yeah I'm a bonafide dancin' fool, I shoot a mighty mean game of pool, at any honkytonk roadside pub, I'm a member of a country club ... ♪♪ lol

hortysir · 10-24-2009, 03:40 PM

sexysadie · 10-25-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hortysir

I think you have a favorite smiley Horty...lol..it`s cute, like you

hortysir · 10-25-2009, 12:15 PM

this is my favorite

sexysadie · 10-25-2009, 12:31 PM

I think that`s everybody`s favorite..lol I wonder why...

konifur2 · 10-26-2009, 01:13 PM

1 st man (who was half deaf): what did you say,the singer in the bar was country western?

2nd man: NO! I SAID ,IT WAS THAT CUNT FROM HEXHAM!

it`s a brit joke ,folks sorry.

brilor · 10-26-2009, 06:49 PM

And as the choirmaster said, There are some who're singing and some whore no!

(Scots joke)

10-24-2009, 10:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	Loves Country Music A gay man walks into a country bar and says, "I just want everyone to know that I'm gay, but I won't hit on anyone. I just like country music." The bartender says that it's okay and the man stays. The next day the gay man comes back with another guy and says, "This is my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music." The bartender again says that is okay and the men stay. Again, the next day the man comes back, but this time he is with even more men and says, "These are my cousins and my brother. I just want everyone to know that we're gay, but we won't hit on anyone. We just like country music." The bartender finally gets curious and asks, "Hey, doesn't ANYONE in your family like girls?" The gay man replies, "Yeah, but she doesn't like country music." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-24-2009, 11:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,480 Rep Power: 4250	Wanna bet that club starts playing rock music tomorrow?..lol __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	♪♪ I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love, I drive an old Ford pick-up truck, I do my drinkin' from a dixie cup, yeah I'm a bonafide dancin' fool, I shoot a mighty mean game of pool, at any honkytonk roadside pub, I'm a member of a country club ... ♪♪ lol __________________

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sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,480 Rep Power: 4250	I think that`s everybody`s favorite..lol I wonder why... __________________

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10-25-2009, 12:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	this is my favorite

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	1 st man (who was half deaf): what did you say,the singer in the bar was country western? 2nd man: NO! I SAID ,IT WAS THAT CUNT FROM HEXHAM! it`s a brit joke ,folks sorry. __________________

10-26-2009, 06:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,373 Rep Power: 5142	And as the choirmaster said, There are some who're singing and some whore no! (Scots joke)

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