Stress-Relief

hortysir · 10-25-2009, 09:43 PM

In case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily . And the funny thing is that the Italians claim it is highly successful in their country.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out
over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There now. Don't you feel much better. And see .. it really does work. You're smiling already.

**squirt** · 10-25-2009, 09:54 PM

can we do Obama next, please, pretty please? lol

konifur2 · 10-26-2009, 01:54 PM

i got to number 2 and then pissed the bed.

who is Nancy Pelosi ?

**squirt** · 10-26-2009, 01:56 PM

our speaker of the house lol feel free to substitute the politician of your choice! lol

konifur2 · 10-26-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

our speaker of the house lol feel free to substitute the politician of your choice! lol

does it have to be a politician. can i think it`s Anne.....OUCH!

shit! i forgot she was in the room.NSBAPOI.

**squirt** · 10-26-2009, 02:30 PM

apparently not lol

hortysir · 10-26-2009, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

can we do Obama next, please, pretty please? lol

YOU can....I'll pass

**squirt** · 10-26-2009, 03:24 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ... very funny! lol

10-25-2009, 09:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	Stress-Relief In case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily . And the funny thing is that the Italians claim it is highly successful in their country. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater. There now. Don't you feel much better. And see .. it really does work. You're smiling already. __________________

10-25-2009, 09:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	can we do Obama next, please, pretty please? lol __________________

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konifur2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 4,854 Rep Power: 1739	i got to number 2 and then pissed the bed. who is Nancy Pelosi ? __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	our speaker of the house lol feel free to substitute the politician of your choice! lol

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	apparently not lol

10-26-2009, 03:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	ha ha ha ha ha ... very funny! lol