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Old 10-26-2009, 12:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking oh dear what can the matter be, three old ladies.......

Three mischievous old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out
saying, 'We bet we can tellexactly how
old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
under shorts and we can tell your
exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious

to prove they couldn't do it,he dropped
his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn

around a couple of times and tojump
up and down several times. Then they
all piped up and said,'You're87 years
old!'
Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gentasked,'Howin
the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from

ear to ear, the three oldladieshappily
yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'





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