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**squirt** · 10-26-2009, 10:26 PM

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go.

She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again.

When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the food and this was too much for him.

"Dammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'

"Well, I injured it a while ago, and the doctor said I should keep it warm and moist."

"Why don't you just shove it up your cunt?" the man said angrily.

"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

brilor · 10-27-2009, 06:11 AM

Give you thumb to Konifur he'll suck it!

**squirt** · 10-27-2009, 12:15 PM

just as long as she doesn't put it in his food? lol

hortysir · 10-27-2009, 06:50 PM

**squirt** · 10-27-2009, 07:41 PM

I thought you LIKED mayo??? lol

hortysir · 10-27-2009, 07:48 PM

with a nice warm glass of puss?? No, thank you

**squirt** · 10-27-2009, 08:10 PM

maybe it's just black and blue lol

10-26-2009, 10:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,049 Rep Power: 8573	as you wish! This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the food and this was too much for him. "Dammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!' "Well, I injured it a while ago, and the doctor said I should keep it warm and moist." "Why don't you just shove it up your cunt?" the man said angrily. "That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen." __________________

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10-27-2009, 06:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,390 Rep Power: 5142	Give you thumb to Konifur he'll suck it!

10-27-2009, 12:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,049 Rep Power: 8573	just as long as she doesn't put it in his food? lol

10-27-2009, 07:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,049 Rep Power: 8573	I thought you LIKED mayo??? lol

10-27-2009, 07:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,859 Rep Power: 3634	with a nice warm glass of puss?? No, thank you

10-27-2009, 08:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 356,049 Rep Power: 8573	maybe it's just black and blue lol