Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.(golden oldie)

[konifur2]

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter . He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter .

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says .......

"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by

1,400 men in 6 months.

[1-dad]

Originally Posted by konifur2

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter . He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter .

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says .......

"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by

1,400 men in 6 months.

Just like a nun they need to be laid more then we think
Good post,TNX

[squirt]

why would ANYONE want to be Madonna??? lol

[kiki5711]

[hortysir]

Only 2 good things have come out of Italy, and Sophia Loren has both of them

[1-dad]

Originally Posted by hortysir

Only 2 good things have come out of Italy, and Sophia Loren has both of them

You have a very good point, she has two very good ones
Good post, TNX

[konifur2]

Originally Posted by 1-dad

You have a very good point, she has two very good ones
Good post, TNX

you will probably find a belly button between them nowadays.she is 75 now.....but hey, i will still do her..........well that is nothing to go by ....i would do a warm loaf.