Chinaman's sentence...

mazbut · 10-29-2009, 01:46 AM

When orientals speak English they tend to drop the consonant at the end of words. The habit came in handy when a class was asked to make
a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Only the Chinese man in class could:

"1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and want to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I do into 7-eleven and grab one 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put 9 back and pay for 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I call my boss and I told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also tell me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice to him but I don't know what he 1"

**squirt** · 10-29-2009, 02:22 AM

I could actually read that lol and have it make sense! lol

mazbut · 10-29-2009, 03:52 AM

.........No wonder you could do that after 'jolting' the world 350,000 times!!

**squirt** · 10-29-2009, 01:11 PM

5 and a half years of practice lol

mazbut · 10-29-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

5 and a half years of practice lol

Keep up the good work for a long long time!

**squirt** · 10-29-2009, 02:28 PM

I will if you will?! lol

10-29-2009, 01:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	Chinaman's sentence... When orientals speak English they tend to drop the consonant at the end of words. The habit came in handy when a class was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Only the Chinese man in class could: "1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and want to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I do into 7-eleven and grab one 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put 9 back and pay for 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I call my boss and I told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also tell me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice to him but I don't know what he 1"

10-29-2009, 02:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	I could actually read that lol and have it make sense! lol __________________

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10-29-2009, 03:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	.........No wonder you could do that after 'jolting' the world 350,000 times!!

10-29-2009, 01:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	5 and a half years of practice lol

10-29-2009, 02:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	I will if you will?! lol