Too sweet for words!!!

mazbut · 10-30-2009, 11:07 AM

TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

hortysir · 10-30-2009, 01:15 PM

**squirt** · 10-30-2009, 01:41 PM

well, ya gotta admit, he thought it through! lol

brilor · 11-01-2009, 10:50 AM

Oops time to tell him the facts of life!!!

konifur2 · 11-01-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Oops time to tell him the facts of life!!!

tel me tell me!

10-30-2009, 11:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,380 Rep Power: 413	Too sweet for words!!! TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind. 'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?' 'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.' 'How about transportation? ' the father asked. 'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' 'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	Oops time to tell him the facts of life!!!