Monologue of A Drunken Woman

Boys Night Out · 10-30-2009, 06:25 PM

A super elegant and beautiful woman came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.
While walking towards her expensive BMW car of the year,
she tried to opened it with the keys, but was unable due to her drunken condition,
she dropped flat on the ground next to the car door.
Legs opened and with no panties on,
she looked down and the only thing she saw was her private and started talking to it.
Because of you I have a car
Because of you I have jewels
Because of you I have money
Because of you I could have any man I want, because of you I have a mansion
All of a sudden she started to pee...........and got vex
and shouted.....

Stop crying you idiot....I am not quarreling with you..

hortysir · 10-30-2009, 06:29 PM

**squirt** · 10-30-2009, 06:36 PM

and it went wee wee wee all the way home? lol

konifur2 · 10-31-2009, 05:42 AM

brilor · 11-01-2009, 10:50 AM

All women could have that if they sold it instead of giving it away!

10-30-2009, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Boys Night Out Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The First Coast Posts: 15,460 Rep Power: 2670	Monologue of A Drunken Woman A super elegant and beautiful woman came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system. While walking towards her expensive BMW car of the year, she tried to opened it with the keys, but was unable due to her drunken condition, she dropped flat on the ground next to the car door. Legs opened and with no panties on, she looked down and the only thing she saw was her private and started talking to it. Because of you I have a car Because of you I have jewels Because of you I have money Because of you I could have any man I want, because of you I have a mansion All of a sudden she started to pee...........and got vex and shouted..... Stop crying you idiot....I am not quarreling with you.. __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,740 Rep Power: 8572	and it went wee wee wee all the way home? lol __________________

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,364 Rep Power: 5142	All women could have that if they sold it instead of giving it away!