The crusty old man

Boys Night Out · 10-30-2009, 06:33 PM

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'

'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'

'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.

The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'

'There is no damn problem,' the man says,
'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.'

'I see,' said the pastor, 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

hortysir · 10-30-2009, 06:41 PM

**squirt** · 10-30-2009, 06:45 PM

no ... the damn bitch is lol

stevent222 · 10-30-2009, 08:07 PM

LOL! My kind of Pastor.

hortysir · 10-30-2009, 08:11 PM

yer not old enuff

10-30-2009, 06:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Boys Night Out Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The First Coast Posts: 15,460 Rep Power: 2670	The crusty old man A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.' The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?' 'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!' 'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.' The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?' 'There is no damn problem,' the man says, 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.' 'I see,' said the pastor, 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?' __________________

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stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	LOL! My kind of Pastor.

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,814 Rep Power: 3575	yer not old enuff