how to get to heaven ...

**squirt** · 11-01-2009, 07:16 PM

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, bullshit ... You don't even know the way to the Post Office."

hortysir · 11-01-2009, 08:56 PM

**squirt** · 11-01-2009, 09:35 PM

that's what I said!!! lol

brilor · 11-05-2009, 04:36 AM

Guess that's his card stamped!

konifur2 · 11-05-2009, 12:35 PM

the kid told the sky pilot straight.

**squirt** · 11-05-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Guess that's his card stamped!

is that like "here's your sign" ... ??? lol

**squirt** · 11-05-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

the kid told the sky pilot straight.

out of the mouths of babes! lol

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