The Best Nookie Ever!

PainKiller · 11-03-2009, 09:17 AM

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.

They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure.

He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the girl's problem was, and he replied, "Er.... I think her orgasm is stuck!"

konifur2 · 11-03-2009, 01:15 PM

I would of threw her in a bath full of water followed by a load of clothes that needed washing

**squirt** · 11-03-2009, 01:16 PM

what a guy!!! lol and I mean Koni! lol

hortysir · 11-03-2009, 01:40 PM

I wooda kept on licking

brilor · 11-04-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hortysir

I wooda kept on licking

We know!!!

11-03-2009, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
PainKiller Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 19 Rep Power: 0	The Best Nookie Ever! A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the girl's problem was, and he replied, "Er.... I think her orgasm is stuck!"

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	I wooda kept on licking