Real Package Holiday complaints

[konifur2]

Package Holiday complaints -

Package Holiday complaints - Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA) "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned." "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all." "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels." A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate". A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff.. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room. "The beach was too sandy." "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white." A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women." "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled." "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home." "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller." "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'.. We're >trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?" "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. >The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners." "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning." "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite." "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." I wish i knew who these people are as the as i would ask all of them to join my NSBAPOI club.

[hortysir]

These people are breeding, right now, as we speak

[squirt]

not only that, but alot of them drive cars!!! lol

what's a package holiday? lol is that like an all inclusive vacation? lol

[konifur2]

Originally Posted by squirt

not only that, but alot of them drive cars!!! lol

what's a package holiday? lol is that like an all inclusive vacation? lol

A package holiday consists of transport and accommodation advertised and sold together by a vendor known as a tour operator. Other services may be provided like a rental car, activities or outings during the holiday. Transport can be via charter airline to a foreign country. Package holidays are a form of product bundling. yes it can be all inclusive, self catering or half or full board.

[hortysir]

Originally Posted by squirt

not only that, but alot of them drive cars!!! lol

what's a package holiday? lol is that like an all inclusive vacation? lol

yew doant speek inglish vary well, dew yoo?

[squirt]

I speeka de engleesh just fine, it's understanding I struggle with sometimes lol

[konifur2]

y eye man she knaws mackem real well like.when she gets yam from work like she tawks mackem all the time like.when she gans doon the toon for a bevvie like she tawks like this all the time as well like.ya knaw wot i meen like.

[brilor]

Some people are well and truly THICK!

[konifur2]

Originally Posted by brilor

Some people are well and truly THICK!

ok Bri i have took the hint i will send you an invite to join my NSBAPOI club.

[brilor]

Originally Posted by konifur2

ok Bri i have took the hint i will send you an invite to join my NSBAPOI club.

I just might have to refuse! I have an ology!