Odor Free Outhouse

Iceman · 11-06-2009, 11:22 PM

A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an
outhouse that wouldn't stink. She advertised it in
the local papers for a contractor that could build
such a structure.

After some time, a contractor applied for the job
and guaranteed that the outhouse would not have
any odor. He got the job.

Sometime after completing the construction, the
man got a frantic call from the woman, "You'd
better get here fast! That outhouse has a terrible
smell!"

He rushed over, went to the outhouse, poked his head
through the door and exclaimed, "No wonder it stinks!
You shit in it!"

hortysir · 11-06-2009, 11:24 PM

**squirt** · 11-06-2009, 11:26 PM

lol ... what did she think was gonna happen? lol

brilor · 11-07-2009, 03:42 AM

Are you sure Koni didn't fart in it first?

konifur2 · 11-07-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by brilor

Are you sure Koni didn't fart in it first?

bloody hell if these a funny pong about i always get the blame.

*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*

opps sorry

Iceman · 11-07-2009, 09:24 AM

There is this place here that sells a little bottle of stuff that you can put one drop of it in the water of the comode and when you take a poop, it won't stink..

konifur2 · 11-07-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman

There is this place here that sells a little bottle of stuff that you can put one drop of it in the water of the comode and when you take a poop, it won't stink..

nothing will stop my poop from submerging . i have known my turds fall on ice and melt it within 20 seconds, then glug glug glug.

Iceman · 11-07-2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

nothing will stop my poop from submerging . i have known my turds fall on ice and melt it within 20 seconds, then glug glug glug.

I think you missread it..I said stink, not sink..lol

konifur2 · 11-07-2009, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman

I think you missread it..I said stink, not sink..lol

ur uhh ummm ahh mmmmmmmmm...

i knew that! i was just saying how hot and heavy my turds are.

nsbapoi

Iceman · 11-07-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

ur uhh ummm ahh mmmmmmmmm...

i knew that! i was just saying how hot and heavy my turds are.

nsbapoi

You may need to start eating light foods and drinking light beer..

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Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 17,928 Rep Power: 3099	Odor Free Outhouse A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an outhouse that wouldn't stink. She advertised it in the local papers for a contractor that could build such a structure. After some time, a contractor applied for the job and guaranteed that the outhouse would not have any odor. He got the job. Sometime after completing the construction, the man got a frantic call from the woman, "You'd better get here fast! That outhouse has a terrible smell!" He rushed over, went to the outhouse, poked his head through the door and exclaimed, "No wonder it stinks! You shit in it!" __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,740 Rep Power: 8572	lol ... what did she think was gonna happen? lol __________________

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Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 17,928 Rep Power: 3099	There is this place here that sells a little bottle of stuff that you can put one drop of it in the water of the comode and when you take a poop, it won't stink.. __________________

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