Paddys broken leg

[konifur]

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says, "How you doin?"

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."


Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 21-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of just fuckin one?"

[squirt]

Mick is clearly not a mackem lol

[brilor]

No Mackems don't come from Ireland!

[konifur]

Originally Posted by brilor

No Mackems don't come from Ireland!

actually i have a irish surname...but i would not say it in Ireland, as another man called Micheal shares it and was not very well liked by the Irish.
that may give you a clue to my surname.
but my dear mom is Scottish, she is from the Mcfarlane clan.

[brilor]

Originally Posted by konifur2

actually i have a irish surname...but i would not say it in Ireland, as another man called Micheal shares it and was not very well liked by the Irish.
that may give you a clue to my surname.
but my dear mom is Scottish, she is from the Mcfarlane clan.

Not Barrymore isit?