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    1. Don't change horses - until they stop running

    2. Strike while the - bug is close

    3. It's always darkest before - Daylight Savings Time

    4. Never underestimate the power of - termites

    5. You can lead a horse to water but - How?

    6. Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty

    7. No news is - impossible

    8. A miss is as good as a - Mr

    9. You can't teach an old dog new - Math

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning

    11. Love all, trust - Me

    12. The pen is mightier than the - pigs

    13. An idle mind is - the best way to relax

    14. Where there's smoke there's - pollution

    15. Happy the bride who - gets all the presents

    16. A penny saved is - not much

    17. Two's company, three's - the Musketeers

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose

    20. There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder

    21. Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded

    22. If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries

    23. You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box

    24. When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way

    25. A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you

    26. Better late than - Pregnant










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    SEX is better than Drugs...

    Isn't It???

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    1. Don't change horses - for jackasses

    2. Strike while the - anger still burns

    3. It's always darkest before - the end of the storm.

    4. Never underestimate the power of - true love

    5. You can lead a horse to water but - You cant make him drink

    6. Don't bite the hand that - feeds you...you just might get poisoned..

    7. No news is - good news

    8. A miss is as good as a - hit

    9. You can't teach an old dog new - tricks

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll - get a fungal infection

    11. Love all, trust - your heart

    12. The pen is mightier than the - pigs
    ....cant think of a new one for that.....:IDK:
    13. An idle mind is - what I want and need

    14. Where there's smoke there's -a darrell with his wheels turnin'

    15. Happy the bride who - is truly loved
    16. A penny saved is - 1 cent in the piggy bank of life

    17. Two's company, three's - a crowd

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what - can do today

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - the whole roo makes you laugh so hard your crying all over again...

    20. There are none so blind as - DARRELL ROSS sorry, you made me say it..............he's too blind to see a good thing right before his very eyes........oh well, one mans trash is another mans treasure!!!

    21. Children should be seen and not - let out in the highway to play til the traffic gets going good.

    22. If at first you don't succeed - kick the asshole that holds you back to the curb and do it yourself.

    23. You get out of something only what you - put into it.
    24. When the blind lead the blind - there are a bunch of blind men walking in circles and bumping into stuff cause us women know how to take care of each other.
    25. A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you, and you are not going to like it...

    26. Better late than - NEVER
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    I may stray from time to time, and lose my way....
    I know my ROO FAMILY will always lift my spirits and help me find the strength to carry on.

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    very good Missy!!! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Try2MakeMeLaugh View Post
    SEX is better than Drugs...

    Isn't It???
    I dunno ... ever had demerol? lol

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