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    (must be read with an Italian or other foreign accent)
    One day ima gonna America to bigga hotel.
    Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.
    So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
    I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: 'Peace on you.'
    I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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    Have you noticed, if you take the word "Muslim" and you rearrange and add a couple of letters that you get: " Piss off you rag headed, sandal wearing, sand infested camel mechanic"? Spooky hey?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Have you noticed, if you take the word "Muslim" and you rearrange and add a couple of letters that you get: " Piss off you rag headed, sandal wearing, sand infested camel mechanic"? Spooky hey?!
    wow... whata whizzz
    ur amazing at anagrams.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    wow... whata whizzz
    ur amazing at anagrams.. lol
    don`t tell kipper he still thinks i`m bright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    don`t tell kipper he still thinks i`m bright.
    Don't worry.. he'll never figure that out.. he's always delusional.. lol

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    I use to get told that an apple a day keeps the doctors away...however seeing as all the doctors are now muslim i find a bacon butty does a better job!
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    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Lithuania, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

    "I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
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    Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia in Africa. He has only one leg, and is blind in one eye. Every day he goes seven miles along a narrow road on his rusty bike with no brakes to get to school. If you can send just $2.00 . . . we'll send you the video! It's hilarious! - Erick

    ****i wonder how he does that with only one leg??

    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

    The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

    Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

    If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
    KKK vs KFC! - Justin

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    1000 gammon steaks.................Check
    10 cases of Bud.........................Check
    A copy of the Satanic Verses......Check
    All present and correct Captain

    Well done seaman, now get this lot in that old fridge,seal it and tie it to the body.
    We have a dignified burial to be getting on with.

    Yes Sir!
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    Fitting anagram

    Lobd a man in sea


    osama bin laden
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    i HAD A BOAT WITH A MOTOR ATTACHED AND ENDED UP ROWING IT EVERY WHERE AS PEOPLE SAID MY MOTOR SOUNDED RACIST.
    WHY ? WELL WHEN I STARTED IT UP IT WENT LIKE THIS......

    RUUUUUUUUUUUN.....RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIGGER NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGG ERNIGGER.



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    Why do most 14 year old Muslim boys grow beards?

    So they can look like their Mother's...
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    A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from? You sound English", "I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously. "What do you do, just across the Severn?" "I'm a taxidermist." "What on earth is one of those?" "I mount animals.""Its alright boys," shouts the barman he's one of us.

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    Quote of the day: "Has our little indian neighbour shown you her vaj mahal yet?"

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    i find a lot of these jokes very funny... some of them had me lmao... but i wonder, how many 'jokesters' were expressing their true sentiments... it's not that important because everyone is entitled to their own opinions... just wondering...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fleshplay View Post
    i find a lot of these jokes very funny... some of them had me lmao... but i wonder, how many 'jokesters' were expressing their true sentiments... it's not that important because everyone is entitled to their own opinions... just wondering...
    No one is, if we wanted to do that, we would pop into the debate forum.
    So rest assured this is only a joke forum.....and i am unanimous on this.
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    I knew you'd do a good job of 'splainin' !!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fleshplay View Post
    i find a lot of these jokes very funny... some of them had me lmao... but i wonder, how many 'jokesters' were expressing their true sentiments... it's not that important because everyone is entitled to their own opinions... just wondering...
    hmmm and which race do u belong to? did we miss one? lol

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    If anyone wants the piss taken out of them, please say, as we hate to miss anyone one out.
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    Britian-MI5 agent

    USA-CIA agent

    Russia-KGB agent

    Pakistan- Newsagent
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