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    Default The curious daughter...

    Daughters are curious~~~
    A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

    Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

    Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

    Without them we wouldn't be here."

    Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

    To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
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    Not getting any then?

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    Nope............

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    He had better start running if she approaches with the pruning shears to cut off the dead wood !!!

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    ouch!!!

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    When I was a boy scout, I learn how to create a spark and ignite a fire by rubbing two pieces of dead wood vigorously together.

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    Maybe she should try vigorously rubbing his dead wood to see if she can spark something off ?
    Last edited by dave289; 04-28-2010 at 09:24 AM. Reason: added rubbing graphic

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    LMAO @dave!!!!

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    so that`s why Pinocchio would never masturbate



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    can you imagine his pecker catching on fire??? Then he would burn up!!!

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    guess thats they never made him a girlfriend...
    talk about heat between the sheets....

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    and splinters ... lol










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