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    Icon17 British Humor

    Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by
    mistake - both are in intensive care...
    One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.


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    I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him
    In front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

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    Bamber ... HELP!!! lol










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    the rest of my life laughing ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    Bamber ... HELP!!! lol
    OK, I'll try...

    Quote Originally Posted by ~ Anna ~ View Post
    Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by
    mistake - both are in intensive care...
    One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.


    tikka and korma are both asian meals popular in the UK.

    Play on words:
    dodgy tikka = dodgy ticker = heart problems.
    korma = coma.


    Quote Originally Posted by ~ Anna ~ View Post
    I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him
    In front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
    Chuffed = very happy.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius.

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    Thank you Bamber!

    *chuffed*

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    very much appreciated !!! lol

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    oops sorry squirt..
    ty bamber


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    Don't go posting any jokes about nutters from Newcastle because I'm not raoulmoatly interested!






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