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    Default trailer park jokes!

    Trailer Park Rules

    1 No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.

    2 No draining your oil onto the street.

    3 No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

    4 You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes
    each only having no more than 6 cans each.

    5 Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior
    to 10 am.

    6 While outside of your trailer you must be at least
    partially clothed.

    7 If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please
    close the curtains.

    8 When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film
    crews, please provide the management prior written
    notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.

    9 Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the
    front lawn. However, they may remain there until you
    are sober enough to collect them with the under-
    standing you will collect them within 7 days whether
    sober or not.

    10 When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be
    advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be
    repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date, you
    will be responsible for all cost incurred.


    thanks squirt!


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    too funny ... lol










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    Default Trailer Park Rules........

    Trailer Park Rules

    1 No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.

    2 No draining your oil onto the street.

    3 No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

    4 You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes
    each only having no more than 6 cans each.

    5 Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior
    to 10 am.

    6 While outside of your trailer you must be at least
    partially clothed.

    7 If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please
    close the curtains.

    8 When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film
    crews, please provide the management prior written
    notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.

    9 Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the
    front lawn. However, they may remain there until you
    are sober enough to collect them with the under-
    standing you will collect them within 7 days whether
    sober or not.

    10 When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be
    advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be
    repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date, you
    will be responsible for all cost incurred.


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    11. If there's a tornado warning, HEAD FOR DOWNTOWN!

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