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    Wink My 5 New Boyfriends

    MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

    I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day…
    As soon as I wake up, *Will Power *helps me get out of bed.


    Then I go to see *John.** *


    Then *Charlie Horse* comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of
    my time & attention.


    When he leaves, *Arthur Ritis *shows up & stays the rest of the day. He
    doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint
    to joint.


    After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With *Ben
    Gay.* What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with *Al Zymer*

    and thinking of calling *JACK DANIELS* or *JOHNNY WALKER* to come and
    keep me company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

    I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day…
    As soon as I wake up, *Will Power *helps me get out of bed.


    Then I go to see *John.** *


    Then *Charlie Horse* comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of
    my time & attention.


    When he leaves, *Arthur Ritis *shows up & stays the rest of the day. He
    doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint
    to joint.


    After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With *Ben
    Gay.* What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with *Al Zymer*

    and thinking of calling *JACK DANIELS* or *JOHNNY WALKER* to come and
    keep me company.
    What? you crossing off "Jose Cuervo"?

    Thanks Goddess!!

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    do they know each other??? lol











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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    do they know each other??? lol

    Most likely
    They're usually found hanging out at the same places
    and they are know to GB any one they can

    Thanks Goddess!!

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    LMAO at Perry.....LOL
    Home Sweet Home
    I may stray from time to time, and lose my way....
    I know my ROO FAMILY will always lift my spirits and help me find the strength to carry on.

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    Charlie Horse?

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    Onya sis! Xxxxxxxx


    thanks squirt!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ddkperry View Post
    What? you crossing off "Jose Cuervo"?

    I don't like worms !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    Charlie Horse?
    leg cramps lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    I don't like worms !!!
    you can leave the worm for me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    I don't like worms !!!
    No worms in Cuervo Black!!!

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