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    Just in case anyone forgot, I AM AWESOME!!! Your life lesson for the day.

    scientists have recently discovered a drug for depressed lesbians, TRYDIXAGAIN

    BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI AND SPIN OFFS in EXISTENCE I could make it look like a UNICORN killed you

    there's voices in my head that talk to me all the time,they speak Japanese though so i don't know what the hell their saying

    another great thing 2 do in Walmart : #139 build a slide in the hardware section then grab a mattress and slide down it til you get kicked out!!

    Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice:drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you won't give a damn how old u look!

    Too bad one of my multiple personalities isn't a therapist. Then I could find out what's wrong with me.

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    I like that last one.....
    Tried to take classes to become a therapist, but my evil personalities would not wake up on time to make it to the classes. Lazy bastards!!!
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    LMAO!!!

    Nice....

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    You might be a redneck if: you hit the shift key thinking that your computer will go faster in second gear

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    Busted!!!!

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    ok a few more


    I asked some people if there are too many illegal aliens in the US. 17% said yes. 23% said no. the other 60% said, "no habla ingles."

    Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. I regret nothing.

    tried to drown a fish, but that sucker is immortal or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckysowner View Post
    Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice:drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you won't give a damn how old u look!
    Chardonnay!!! lol










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