Just in case anyone forgot, I AM AWESOME!!! Your life lesson for the day.
scientists have recently discovered a drug for depressed lesbians, TRYDIXAGAIN
BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI AND SPIN OFFS in EXISTENCE I could make it look like a UNICORN killed you
there's voices in my head that talk to me all the time,they speak Japanese though so i don't know what the hell their saying
another great thing 2 do in Walmart : #139 build a slide in the hardware section then grab a mattress and slide down it til you get kicked out!!
Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice:drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you won't give a damn how old u look!
Too bad one of my multiple personalities isn't a therapist. Then I could find out what's wrong with me.