Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him..He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!
Home Sweet Home
I may stray from time to time, and lose my way....
I know my ROO FAMILY will always lift my spirits and help me find the strength to carry on.
(I thought it said "children sandwiches at first)
Maybe I should start feeding dingleberry some chicken sandwiches....wonder if turkey will do???
did somebody tell them they are what they eat or sumtin? lol
There's a man on the corner who doesn't have a name
People pass and turn their heads away
But to share a simple kindness would set your heart aflame
And you'll get more than you'll ever give away ♥
a taco?!? lmao