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    Default mexican words of the day ............

    1. *Cheese*
    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
    Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.


    2. *Mushroom*
    When all my family get in the car
    There's not mushroom.


    3. *Shoulder*
    My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
    But che didn't know how to read,
    So I, shoulder.

    4. * Texas *
    When I'm not home,
    My fren always Texas me,
    Che wonders where I am!

    5. *Herpes*
    Me and my fren ordered pizza.
    I got mine piece
    Then che got herpes.


    6. *July*
    Ju told me ju were going to tha store
    But ju went to see sum guy,
    July to me! Julyer!

    7. *Rectum*
    I had 2 cars
    But my wife, she rectum!

    8. *Chicken*
    I was going to go to the store with my wife
    But che said chicken go herself.

    9. *Wheelchair*
    We only have one enchilada left
    But don't worry wheelchair

    10. *Chicken* *wing*
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    11. *Harassment*
    My wife caught me in bed with another women.
    I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

    12. *Bishop*
    My wife fell down the stair
    So I had to pick the bishop.


    13. *Body wash*
    I want to go to the club
    But no body wash my kids.

    14. *Budweiser*
    That women has a nice body,
    Budweiser face so ugly?





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    Default Re: mexican words of the day ............

    those are a riot... great post...

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    Tenjooberry Muds! lol











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    Default Re: mexican words of the day ............

    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    Tenjooberry Muds! lol

    That's not Mexican but Inidan or Pakistani!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    That's not Mexican but Inidan or Pakistani!! lol
    I'm pretty sure the joke is about Mexicans lol at least it is when it's told over here! lol

    http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes...berrymuds.html

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