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    Default Notes from the Edge of Life. . . . .

    Notes from the Edge of Life.......
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely,
    Unicorns


    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely,
    Logic


    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b--ch.
    Sincerely,
    The Titanic


    Dear America ,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
    Sincerely,
    Canada


    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely,
    Google


    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
    Sincerely,
    1985


    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely,
    BP


    Dear Saturn,
    I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
    Sincerely,
    God


    Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
    Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
    Sincerely,
    Stevie Wonder


    Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
    Please make one for every skin color.
    Sincerely,
    Black people


    Dear Scissors,
    I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
    Sincerely,
    Sarah Palin


    Dear Osama Bin Laden,
    Marco....
    Sincerely,
    United States


    Dear World of Warcraft,
    Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
    Sincerely,
    Parents Everywhere


    Dear Batman,
    What was your power again?
    Sincerely,
    Superman


    Dear Customers,
    Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
    Sincerely,
    Nail Salon Ladies


    Dear Ugly People,
    You're welcome.
    Sincerely,
    Drugs & Alcohol


    Dear World,
    Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
    Sincerely,
    The Mayans


    Dear White People,
    Don't you just hate immigrants?
    Sincerely,
    Native Americans


    Dear iPhone,
    Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
    Every iPhone User


    Dear Trash,
    At least you get picked up...
    Sincerely,
    The Girls of Jersey Shore


    Dear Man,
    Sure it's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
    Sincerely,
    Elephant



    Dear All Woman I talk to on the phone,
    When we are done with our conversation and you say to me; "Have a good day."
    And I reply; "Thank you I surely will because I just talked with you."
    And you say: "Oh you are so sweet."
    Remember that still doesn't get me layed.
    Sincerely.
    Stevent.222

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    Default Re: Notes from the Edge of Life. . . . .

    my favorite is the one about Stevie Wonder lol

    to them all! lol










    There's a man on the corner who doesn't have a name
    People pass and turn their heads away
    But to share a simple kindness would set your heart aflame
    And you'll get more than you'll ever give away ♥

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    I loved them all! Thanks for the laugh!







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