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    3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.

    The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... & rides him.

    The 2nd Nurse does the same.

    The 3rd Nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period... but does him anyway.
    Then suddenly the dead man sits up & the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead.!!

    The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel great..!!"
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    likely story ... lol











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    Good grief! Seems a guy will do anything to get a little!











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    what's she got to do with this? lol
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    SHIT!!!!...And i thought the red ring round my willy was lip gloss.
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    I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

    The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

    About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

    Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

    The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
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    2 male nurses working in a morgue looking down at a dead woman.
    The new nurse said," is that a shrimp between her legs?"
    The older one told him,"No! it`s her clitoris"
    The new nurse said," sure tastes like shrimp."
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    Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?

    Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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