3 nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on.
The 1st Nurse says 'I cant let that go to waste'... & rides him.
The 2nd Nurse does the same.
The 3rd Nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period... but does him anyway.
Then suddenly the dead man sits up & the Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead.!!
The Man replies "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel great..!!"