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    Talking Kinds Of Sex.

    Kinds Of Sex....

    The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.

    This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    someone and you both have sex until you are
    blue in the face.


    The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.

    This is when you have been with your partner for
    a short time and you are so needy you will have
    sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


    The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.

    This is when you have been with your partner for a
    long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
    usually have sex only in your bedroom.


    The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.

    This is when you have been with your partner for too
    long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
    both say ..... 'Fuck You.'



    The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.

    Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
    afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)



    The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.

    This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
    takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


    And Last ... But not least ...
    The 7th kind of sex
    is called ... Social Security Sex.

    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

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    Default Re: Kinds Of Sex.

    you forgot oral sex, where all you ever do is talk about it ... lol
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    Default Re: Kinds Of Sex.

    hahahahah

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    Default Re: Kinds Of Sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    you forgot oral sex, where all you ever do is talk about it ... lol
    That would be the 8th. kind, that is if you can still remember it.
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    Default Re: Kinds Of Sex.

    Nina and Liz were having a conversation during their lunch break.

    Nina asked, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days?"

    Liz replied, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind."

    "Social Security?" Nina asked quizzically.

    "Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on."

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