Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants,
I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free; so pay at the door pull up a seat sit on the floor.
One sunny day in the middle of the night to dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other a
deaf policeman heard the noise, he went and killed those two dead boys.
A blind man saw it all looking threw a knot in a brick wall, while talking to
his wife on a disconnected telephone. If you don't believe this lie is true ask
the other blind man he saw it too. He lives in a two-story house on a vacant lot.