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Thread: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

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    Cool Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants,
    I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about.
    Admission is free; so pay at the door pull up a seat sit on the floor.
    One sunny day in the middle of the night to dead boys got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other a
    deaf policeman heard the noise, he went and killed those two dead boys.
    A blind man saw it all looking threw a knot in a brick wall, while talking to
    his wife on a disconnected telephone. If you don't believe this lie is true ask
    the other blind man he saw it too. He lives in a two-story house on a vacant lot.







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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    "I see." said the blind man, as he picked up the wheel and spoke.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius.

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    I used to jump rope to a version of that lol

    One bright day in the middle of the night
    2 dead boys got up to fight
    they stood back to back and faced each other
    drew their swords and shot each other
    a deaf policeman heard the noise
    and ran to save the 2 dead boys
    and if you don't believe it's true
    go ask the blind man, he saw it too!


    smooooooooooooooooooooooooch ♥










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    Your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your finger on the pulse
    Your eye on the ball and your ear to the ground ♥

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    it's, "ask the blind man SHE saw it too"
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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    guess it depends on where you grew up! lol
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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    I thought it was; I see said the blind man who whispered to his deaf wife to come over and see this too.

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps

    As I was walking up the stair
    I met a man who wasn't there
    He wasn't there again today
    I wish, I wish he'd go away


    ~ Hugh Mearns
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