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    Forgot My Glasses

    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going to
    start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a
    membership card.

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five
    jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be
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    gotta grab the moments where we can! lol
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    Just don't pull the ripcord too early-----or too late
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    Default Re: Forgot my glasses

    Never really thought about jumping out of a perfectly good working plane.
    I went to a senior center once and didn't like it way to many old people there and fun to me is not putting a 12 peace jigsaw puzzle together.

    And oh btw I really am liking the way LMP thinks.
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