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    The Pastor and his false teeth...

    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first
    Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
    The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following
    Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

    The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and
    they asked him what happened.

    The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
    talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
    to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
    wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.





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    Default Re: The Pastor and his false teeth...

    a good fit! lol











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    Default Re: The Pastor and his false teeth...

    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post

    But, the third Sunday, he put his
    wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

    LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE because it is so TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE

    (I think a may get some "response" on this but...........)

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    Default Re: The Pastor and his false teeth...

    Quote Originally Posted by mytime View Post
    LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE because it is so TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE

    (I think a may get some "response" on this but...........)

    Couldn't think of what section to put this one in cause it is funny but really not a joke.
    It's TRUE!

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