A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and
notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that
she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round
things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's
Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what
daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the
dead branch they're hanging from?"