A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and
notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that
she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round
things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's
Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what
daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the
dead branch they're hanging from?"
"There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my knees shake with blind affection. My mind begs you to ask it something so it can obey." - Buttercup from The Princess Bride by William Goldman
lmao thats funny,good post suya i hope youll show us your face,your avatar is hiding her beautiful face which is your beautiful face