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    The confessional


    A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

    A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthily silence.

    Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

    "I duuno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"









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    LMAO .. that is hysterical ...






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    Talking Confessional part 2

    This is like the one when a trainee priest takes the confessional for the first time because the old prist is on holiday. All the rules for various sins etc are on a notice in his side of the box.
    His first client is a young lady who admits to have given her boyfriend a blow job.
    So he looks down the list but there is nothing about BJs.
    He opens the door and asks a young choir boy what the old priest gives for BJs.
    Usually two snicker bars and a can of pepsi was the reply!


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    lmao nice one brilor
    Friends are the family you choose for yourself


    If i you need me call i'm always there if not already in spirit.

    I am ready and armed waiting in the wings with a shovel!!!!

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    i gotta have a schitt maan haf hyew gotany paypr

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