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    Smile man walks into a gay bar

    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
    "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink".

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
    the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan
    Just Do It.

    That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
    really Satisfies."

    The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
    give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

    A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."

    Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the
    customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

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    heh heh heh he dont take no poo jabbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noddy
    heh heh heh he dont take no poo jabbing
    ha ha ha Noddy never called it that before ,must be a good old Aussie saying

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