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Old 06-24-2004, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Cell Phone

CELL PHONE


This has to be one of the best blonde jokes I've heard.....
This will make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD.

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Shirley, something
nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.

He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Shirley was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Shirley went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Shirley," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Shirley replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."!

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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Old 06-24-2004, 06:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehey im a blondie,hehehehehehe
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Ima dirty blonde, with a serious addiction to technology... So... The dirt must be gettin to me head... And I no longer see the world as blonde and white.
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