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    Funny Tips for a Happy Marriage
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    > 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
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    > 2. We also sleep in separate beds, hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson.
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    > 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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    > 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
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    > 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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    > 6. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.

    >7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
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    > 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
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    > 9. She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in."
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    > 10. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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    > 11. I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Here you go again..........LMAO! sassy

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    that's not from ur life is it?

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