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    Default Baking Cookies with your Cat...

    Baking Cookies With Your Cat

    1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
    2. Get cup of coffee.
    3. Get cat off of cookbook.
    4. Find that special recipe.
    5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
    6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
    7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
    8. Break eggs in small bowl.
    9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
    10. Answer the phone.
    11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
    12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
    13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
    14. Throw flour out and get more.
    15. Preheat oven for cookies.
    16. Glare at cat with desire to bake cat now.
    17. Watch cat run for cover into bathroom.
    18. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
    19. Run to bathroom to investigate loud crashing sound.
    20. Cat has toilet paper all over floor and your personal
    bathroom things knocked over on top of the counter.
    21. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
    22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
    23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
    24. Clean up bathroom.
    25. Run to kitchen to see what cat is doing now.
    26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
    27. Try to pick cat hairs out of flour.
    28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
    29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies.
    30. Squeeze cat through partially open window into a
    stranger's car at the store parking lot.
    31. Eat most cookies on the way home.
    32. Give the last cookie to the cat waiting at the front

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    That was THE cutest thing I have read today.........lolAnd I LOVE your PEACE banner.I am still looking for peace signs.And the ylang~ylangs.I have some pretty kool things on save but they wont upload...too big it says!_________________anyway,great post..........sassy
    Thank you Manzy

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    LOL...sounds like my cats. There fascination with books drive me crazy (of course it's only when I'm reading one, lol)
    *thank you WM & DD*
    *'s not just a name, it's an adventure!!!!*
    B.I.T.C.H. = Byte Is The Cause of Hard-ons

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    Sassy I have been meaning to message you. People have sent me all kinds of peace signs lately. Check out the convention thread again and Lady Draco's thread "Meeting New People." You know you are always welcome to anything of mine... Andi

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    That was funny!!

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    That's a cat! You have to love them: otherwise you'd kill them.

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    Wow How did I miss this? I love cats and especially funny cats stories!

    Thanks Squirt

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