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    Redneck Lottery Winner





    Politically INCORRECT southern humor...(not intended
    to offend nobody...or is that anybody?)

    * A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
    beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

    * How can you tell if a Louisiana redneck is married? There's
    dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pick-up truck.

    * Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
    Oklahoma to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the
    high schools.

    * What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.

    * Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it had
    been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

    * A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to
    the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

    * Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The
    winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

    * The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down! Yep. Pert' near
    took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
    Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished
    coloring one of them.

    * A new law was recently passed in Mississippi: When a couple
    gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.




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    FUNNY ~ ~ but TRUE!!!! J/K ~ no letters ....... please!!!!


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    This was freakin' hilarious!


    "Now looking back on the course of my passion I was like the blind looking back into the dark."

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    Glad you enjoyed it too!!!!


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    I did, very much!


    "Now looking back on the course of my passion I was like the blind looking back into the dark."

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    RoFL

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    Why ----- thank ya'll a whole heap!!! {and "then" some}!!!!


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