Walking the Dog

**sewnutzcl1** · 07-18-2004, 12:18 PM

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's
that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the
garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog
was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl
left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

YOUR GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."

caramell · 07-18-2004, 08:46 PM

i prolly would love it..but i dun get it..call me blonde...but i dunno lol

ByteMe · 07-18-2004, 08:48 PM

roflmfao......that's a good one!

**sewnutzcl1** · 07-19-2004, 10:08 PM

Quote:

caramell

i prolly would love it..but i dun get it..call me blonde...but i dunno lol

Think about it, I'm sure it'll cum to ya!

Thanks ByteMe, thought it was quite cute myself!

cruella959 · 07-20-2004, 12:08 PM

That's funny... poor little girl has no clue!

**sewnutzcl1** · 07-21-2004, 09:56 PM

Neither does Caramell, think she needs to have "THE" talk with someone!

07-18-2004, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
sewnutzcl1 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 14,488 Rep Power: 1417	Walking the Dog A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" YOUR GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." __________________

07-18-2004, 08:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
caramell Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: somewhere over the rainbow :) Posts: 1,378 Rep Power: 34	i prolly would love it..but i dun get it..call me blonde...but i dunno lol __________________ Amor Vincit Omnia

07-18-2004, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
ByteMe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 11,171 Rep Power: 57	roflmfao......that's a good one! __________________ thank you WM & DD *ByteMe....it's not just a name, it's an adventure!!!!* B.I.T.C.H. = Byte Is The Cause of Hard-ons

07-20-2004, 12:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
cruella959 Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,164 Rep Power: 21	That's funny... poor little girl has no clue! __________________ What a day for a day dream Thanks Essex!!!

07-21-2004, 09:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
sewnutzcl1 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 14,488 Rep Power: 1417	Neither does Caramell, think she needs to have "THE" talk with someone! __________________

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