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    Default 4 Short "Senior Moment" Jokes

    "A Little Hard of Hearing"



    1) Three old guys are out walking.
    First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
    Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
    Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."


    2) A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
    "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
    "Twelve thirty."


    3) Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
    A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
    A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
    The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"


    4) A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."



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    ICM your a tripp...heheh

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    That was great..................
    these two little old ladies meet at the park every week for about ten years and just talk about things in general and life and how its treated them........one day one of the women forgot her friends name and she was rather embarassed and did'nt know how to tell her. So after a minute she say's " I am terribly embarassed I know we've been friends for a long time, but for the life of me I can't remember your name, I am so
    sorry." And her friend stared at her for a moment with a blank look Then furrowed her brow and said............"How soon do you need to know it?"

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    lmao

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