What to do when you get a flat tire... Kentucky style
A good ol' boy had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of his pickup truck and one behind it. Then just stood back and waited.
A passerby from the city studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The fellow replied, "Flat tire." In response the passerby asked, "But, what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When ya' break down they tell ya' to put flares in the front and flares in the back.........I ain't never understood it neither."