Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Biker & the old lady.....

  1. #1
    Junior Member Gemini_530's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Tampa, FL
    Rep Power

    Smile Biker & the old lady.....

    A good looking biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home.

    The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket and carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand."

    "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

    But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?"

    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

    The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."

  2. #2
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Wouldn't you like to know?
    Rep Power


    You beat me to it Gemini_530. lol :p Good one though. :D

  3. #3
    Senior Member swordfish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    between here and eternity
    Rep Power


    LMAO...................look at granny go.................thinkin on her feet

    Never Drive faster than your GUARDIAN ANGEL can Fly
    Thank you anna_hun & chelle 4 sig

    Thank you Dragontears for the Blinkie

  4. #4
    A Premium Jokaroo'er IZaNaMI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    puɐ1buǝ 'ǝɹıɥsʞɹoʎ
    Rep Power


    LOL you go girl

  5. #5
    Member *lulu*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Ontario Canada
    Rep Power


    Lol....i think granny wanted it to happen


Similar Threads

  1. Instructions to the Biker from the old lady
    By Pixsurguy in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 05-10-2007, 06:51 PM
  2. Sex with a Biker
    By essex boy in forum Funny Pictures [Adults Only]
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 02-08-2005, 01:26 PM
  3. A biker....
    By brilor in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 01-16-2005, 10:02 AM
  4. Little Ole Biker Lady
    By Sugar Bear in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 12-30-2004, 11:59 PM
  5. The biker
    By brilor in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 11-01-2004, 06:39 AM


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts