A bus load of Senior citizens from Saddle Brooke, Az are traveling to a casino.
Halfway into the trip, a little old lady walks up to the front of the bus and
Tells the driver that there's a pervert on the bus. Then, she heads back to her
seat and sits down.
Five minutes later, a second little old lady walks to the front of the bus and
tells the driver that they have a pervert on the bus... Since this is the second
complaint in five minutes, the driver decides that he had better check it out.
He pulls the bus to the side of the road and walks to the back of the bus There,
he finds a little old bald-headed man crawling around on his hands and knees.
The driver asks, "What the hell are you doing down there?"
The bald-headed man looks up and says, "I lost my toupee, and I'm trying to find
it. I thought I had found it twice, but mine is parted on the side."