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Old 10-11-2003, 05:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool As I lay on my bed, thinking about you

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
>you
>>and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
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>>You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what
>>happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
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>>You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations, you
>laid
>>on my naked body, you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry
>>mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near
crazy
>>while you drained me.
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>>Finally I went to sleep.
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>>Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no
>avail,only
>>the sheets bore witness to last nights events. My body still bears faint
>>marks of your ethusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.
>>Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
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>>You fucking mosquito!
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