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Old 11-11-2004, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking The Titanic Video And The Clinton Video

The Titanic Video And The Clinton Video

Alas, which one to buy???

Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet
Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet

Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long
Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long

Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe

Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton Video: Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic Video: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton Video: Ditto for Bill

Titanic Video: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton Video: Ditto for Monica

Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton Video: Let's not go there

Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton Video: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic Video: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton Video: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

Titanic Video: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton Video: Monica...uh, never mind

Titanic Video: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton Video: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing
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Old 11-12-2004, 02:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2004, 03:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL GOOD joke
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ummm .... I'm thinking I'll just keep the money thanks
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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well i would go with titanice because young rose is yummy looking
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